Pretty much the same energy when Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claimed that there were no homosexuals in Iran and was laughed at promptly after.

The majority of what we know as Christmas traditions predated Christianity. The Church just slapped Jesus onto it just like capitalism slapped mercantilism onto it later on.

Take Aerosmith’s Janie’s Got A Gun and replace the name with “Luigi”. It sorta works, too.

The very existence of these trucks is a failure in regulation

I bet the CEO played Monopoly too. Ironic, isn’t it?

This kind of reaction friends entirely on how respectful our disrespectful the other person was in correcting you. For me, anyway.

So you’re saying the audience for the ads have the people who are willing to pay for stuff, the very people the advertisers are paying to reach, removed from it.

I wonder how much longer this will go before the advertisers catch on to that.

The NYPD’s working theory of what pistol was used doesn’t even make sense either. These cops are clueless.

As far as I know, the worst type of pasta that exists is the long macaroni. They’re awkward to eat and you can’t slurp then in like spaghetti because the hole in the middle lets air through.

Trying to hype up investors, yes! It’s exactly why we keep seeing features that nobody wants in goods and services nowadays.

Capitalism is supposed to maximize efficiency and do everything it can to make the consumers happy. But we have reached a point where the “meta” isn’t that anymore. It really never was, really. But with corporations becoming so big they dominate world markets, it has become complety shameless about it.

That explains why Doom 3’s shading looked so bad

Somehow I find the mental image of a coin-operated anesthetics machine that you wake-up mid-surgery to put more coins in hilarious in a dark way.

Hey, when he died, he did leave behind a better world.

Just pointing out that had it been an average Joe who got assassinated and we had a clear picture of the killer’s face we wouldn’t even have heard about it on the news. Now they want everyone to look for him.

I mean, once you’ve figured out how to play music in someone’s mind, it’s only a matter of time before you figure out what parts of the brain to activate to cause cravings, impulsive behavior or puts you in a suggestible state.

Which means ads can also be streamed. Heck no.

“It is supposed to be ribbed for my pleasure!”

I keep forgetting that Facebook still exists

• “$10”
• “But the sign said $5”
• “Then why did you ask?”

The way I see it if they get defederated a lot of the people will migrate away from it and it won’t be “too big to fail” anymore