Hopefully this doesn’t give Microslop executives the idea of turning it into a feature to force their users to save their files onto OneDrive

Keep that statement saved. You’ll need it again soon.

But hey, no crying baby. The only cries you hear are your own.

90 days forced to remain sitting or standing, wearing a dry suit that will reek of rancid BO, dirty butt and farts before the end of day one, unable to lay down to sleep. Unable to even have a shit if the sea state is too high and you can’t open the hatch without flooding the boat for a few days.

Fuck. That.

We can’t deny that the resulting visual works.

I know right? Even if they have a size that is close to you the cut makes it so either you have to pick something that is baggy at the waist, or something that is so tight at the shoulders you can’t even raise your arms.

I’m not gonna complain about most men’s clothes being cut for fat people anymore.

If it is a glass top stove, a razor blade scraper does wonders

Peaceful living as a smoldering skeleton

I am no programmer and understand almost nothing of the documentation and yet somehow I can tell it’s all bullshit.

It reads like a kid making up words in an attempt to sound smart mixed up with the description for a shady Amazon product.

Working for an unfeeling entity that only cares about profits and doesn’t care about you.

Sounds like working for any large corporation but with better pay.

You forgot to mention that the product they’re sacrificing everything for is widely failing to meet expectations and that they will likely expect taxpayers to bail them out when their investments fail and threaten to take out the entire economy with themselves

Genius. Cause all the cars in the world to rapidly rust out. Then they can’t emit CO2

IDK if I’m understanding their response correctly in the article but it really sounds like the people affected are left to pay for the repair themselves

That’s a big oof for a product like Fairphone. They dropped the ball hard too by not standing behind their fuckup and left their customers hanging. Fairphone just got off my list of potential new purchases.

I wish the damages they had to pay were enough to bankrupt them. “Companies” that do this sort of stuff are purely parasitical in nature should be taken down.

I’d even argue that when it is blatant like that law practicing licences should be revoked and the higher management of the company jailed for attempted extortion.

This isn’t new. I remember seeing a promotion for this exact same printer many years ago already. I’d approach it with suspicion.

And yet the “I don’t care that they gather data on me, I have nothing to hide” crowd is still clueless

Many of them migrated to Canada after the war as well.