I love how it categorizes my full time professional job, which I did a degree in and everything, as a “hobby.”

In case they encounter any architecture students.

Pun? More like a single entendre…

Ask the musician in your life how they feel about XLR cables.

I disagree. To me, “ok” means adequate and unremarkable.

a rubics-cube-shaped bling pendant

I’m imagining a different character on each face of each cubelet, which you would throughly scramble each time for a one-in-whatever-gagillion string? Am I getting that right?