Oh, oh, oh! Can I finally do the Celebi event in Pokemon Crystal. For those who don’t know, the only way you could get a Celebi in the original Pokemon games is if you had a Japanese flip phone (I’m pretty sure that included the Keitai) and went to a Pokemon Mobile phone system thingy, then did some stuff in the Pokemon Center and one of the nerses will give you the GS ball. But this system only worked on Japanese cartridges.

Boxes hold fruit. Including peaches. But in terms of fruit, I’ve never heard a pussy being called anything but a peach. Boobs are called melons but that’s about it in terms of fruit analogies.

The most sarcastic, yet relatable response to any conversation not involving you (or me).

A box

I’ve seen a video where someone did just this. Blew my freaking mind.

Ah. Okay, I understand.

If your serious, Straight Talk has flip phones that work on Verizon networks. I saw one at Walmart just the other day.

I think flip phones are more likely. I’ve contemplated several times of turning my phone in for the old flip phone. Might just be the nastalgia talking though.

Hmmm. I think it means somethings wrong with your speedometer. I mean it’s pointing directly at it.

/s I am indeed unreasonably mad.

Not that you put the cast iron in the dishwasher (enjoy your rust), but the fact that you can actually fit the pan in your dishwasher. I recently spent $350 on a portable dishwasher and your iron skillet is bigger than that. I bought that thing to NOT have to scrub dishes. Thanks for reminding me that I STILL have to scrub pots and pans!