I’m beginning to feel left out. Also, should I be worried that in my head I spoke to my hypothetical cat in the cases you described?

Yes.

Thanks to the internet, I can vicariously feel the joys (and pains and annoyances) of having pets.

That’s so much me that I’ve been questioning some things.

Oh, let me have this, won’t ya

I don’t speak French but wouldn’t that basically be pronounced “wank”?

Oh, that’s a good one. I’m very far from being tech savvy myself, so I gradually tried to remind myself people can not care enough about this stuff to learn even some basic terminology or have other, more urgent concerns. A lot of the service industry depends on this kind of unfamiliarity, I guess.

Have you ever heard something like saying “His Windows is Linux”?

An upgrade to having never heard of Linux but also a downgrade somehow

Or life, really, when you think about it

“highly accepted” and “more accurate”

Yes, it really matters at which end you crack your boiled egg.

Believe me, I know what it’s like. But taking baby steps can help

I appreciate it.

Thanks. I wish someone had put it like that sooner xD

It was “complicated”

I did this with the wrong person. Took shits on me every chance they got.

That grok one would betray you under pressure.