Wow getting laid and a new graphics card? The fucking drugs are next level nowadays
Wow getting laid and a new graphics card? The fucking drugs are next level nowadays
Tom Segura joke that I’ll butcher real quick:
A stranger walks up to me
“Hey know any good restaurants?”
Yeah there’s this really good dim sum place over there
“Oh, I hate the Asian world”
Oh, I didn’t know that about you
I mean your boobs are huge. I mean uh I wanna squeeze em. Uh uh 😗😙😗😙 momma
My god, who did this to you?
“A mad man your honor! A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful ropes!”
What did he look like?
“Uh…about 6’2”, 210lbs, big face, kinda orange"
What movie is it?