The Red Rooster origin story.

Format notwithstanding, there’s lots of theology in there!

I think it teleports under the tire.

Seems you’re a slow learner, but thankfully you’ve got a patient teacher that will get you well trained.

I thought the picture was cute, but then the caption did me in!

I got invited to one Goof Ball, but never two.

Nice dog, but the best part is the license plate.

I think the study demonstrates that you’re cursing at your code because you’re not cursing in your code.

What’s your EDC?

Another cat about to invade Poland.

She’s gonna invade Poland?

“Good Dude to base, infiltration accomplished. Send mission profile, over.”

They seem pleased with the dinner offerings.

Freeloading feline! Puss yourself up by your boots.

I don’t think it’s lack of spine. I think he’s deliberately sold his soul for power and influence and money.

Sorry, yes, girls can be just as evil as boys.

How do the colors work with regard to the gender?

Evil and pain bundled in a cute package.

Because he knows their plans for world domination.

Incredibly dangerous apex predator absolutely destroyed by ferocious feline.

Wow, they’ve already gotten you…