I have a cat named Scooter, too. Scooters of the world unite! If there’s treats involved.

Would that help?

I want to have two, named Fuck Around and Find Out. That is one serious face.

RAGE. In the middle of a busy road. So they wanted the poor baby dead but were too fucking cowardly to do it themselves. I hate people. Have your pets spayed or neutered, folks.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m ecstatic that you saved him. I just hate irresponsible pet owners and people who are that callous towards the life of an innocent creature.