Dude, my arms kept falling asleep at night. I randomly mentioned this to my physical therapist (I was there after a knee surgery) and he put me on a massage bed and pulled my head. Not like some quack chiropractor, but just slowly pulling my head, stretching my neck. Fuckin problem went away and never returned. Closest thing to real magic I have experienced.

Did you sleep in a chair, or sitting in bed?

Oh shit, you’re right! We found Leslie Knope!!

Yes, that’s such a shame. Thank you for making me aware that we have no such alternatives.

Nah man, this should be animal rights. Imagine going through life not getting baked even once. Damn, that’s cruel.

By being blasted out of his mind on ketamine

My youngest was bending down to take off her diaper and just headbutted the toilet 😂😭😂

Execute everyone.

My headset, watch, powerbank, Nintendo switch, my TV remote