Where’s the Piglet Pincher?

It’s a shame that so many people will still use it.

Maybe because the only “innovations” that can be made to the smartphone is new cameras and new form factors, and only one of those is being focused on

Since Eve is a game for people who find Excel spreadsheets and numbers fun, what kind of FPS is this gonna be?

Baby !!

Bethesdas remaster would probably be nothing more than a version with updated graphics and lighting and support for modern software. This guy is rebuilding the game from scratch in a modern engine.

That’s why I use a sealed thermos

The IT department greentext who kept doing nothing and installing Adobe Reader constantly

Summarize it for a yet-to-be lost soul?

It consists only of “gonk”

Honestly, I never used Paint XP. I’ve only used the modern version.

He knows a guy who knows the bestest words, and he says his words are the besterest there ever is

The vibrations a speaker can produce could be very useful for haptic feedback. If this is a speaker modified for that purpose with a thicker, heavier membrane I think it would work very well

As someone who enjoys doodling in Paint, this is great

Because with one simple purchase of $45.99, you can be that 13 year old with the best and coolest gear in the game!

That’s who it panders too, people with short attention spans and easy wallets who will gladly dish out money for immediate rewards. That applies well to 13 year olds with access to their parents credit card

Guillotine all the billionaires and redistribute all their wealth. That’s an important first step

It’s taking so long because GTA V through GTA Online is a massive cash cow with infinite pockets.

I didn’t see the sub at first and thought it was a kickstarter for a real-life mars terraformation project

If there’s not been another contender for about 30 years, I’d say that market is still open

Has there ever been an RTS where you command an ant hive vying for control of the backyard? Looks like prime real-estate to me