Shit. I keep forgetting to switch instances again. Any suggestions on a decent replacement?

I wouldn’t have had to worry about that anyway.

I would be considered 4F

Shit. My dad had me install what’s app inorder to contact him while he was living abroad.

Yeah, my dyslexia makes sure I read slowly, but my reading comprehension always tested perfectly. Although my ADHD can have me zoning out and reading the same word, line, paragraph, or even page, multiple times…

Is there a non-religious version of the Amish or something? That lifestyle seems more and more appealing,. This AI stuff really isn’t leading anywhere good.

That was literally mandated for me in my mainstream classes by my IEP

This meme is completely unrelatable.

I hated school.

I never sat in the back of a classroom dying of laughter with friends.

Yes. I don’t use cloud storage other than email.

I definitely get that. I used to fear age more than I do now. Now, I don’t really care anymore. Aging just means I am closer to finally being able to sleep for good. Besides, it’s not like I am going to reach 90 or anything like that; I just have to hold on till my parents pass and then I can follow them without guilt.

Would you want this to be forever? The best thing about life is that it is not eternal. Life is too long already.

You can’t actually be this daft, can you?

There is one near where I work, but they are quite literally never open. They aren’t out of business and their facilities are kept up, but it somehow just persists in that state.

Looks like you need to buy more

Hey, the saying is ass, gas, or grass. Surely there is something I can trade them for a ride. After all, I hear they like probing…

I don’t know, I just sublet.

We use a toaster oven and a hot plate instead.

I didn’t realize Rock Creek was considered so polluted.

At least it isn’t as bad as the Anacostia River

Where do I sign up?

Do I have to pay or is this covered by insurance?

If I have to pay, can you just send me a bill after?

Ikea should sell bookshelves that convert into coffins

Clearly I need more satan in my life.

Yeah, that’s my plan, but I can’t while my parents are still alive, because it would make them sad.