It’s illegal to diagnose someone with Hamas without a medical license. (Maybe that’s why Israel keeps doing it?)

HEB. Really big here in Texas. It’s more “premium” than Walmart at usually comparable prices, though they are more food focused vs. carrying everything.

8 chuggas followed by a toot-toot.

Bonus points if you’re recounting a Vietnam war story about your buddy getting his legs blown off by Charlie. (Movie is Major Payne)

If it was turned off, it didn’t get the bad update.

Your Greek ancestors would be proud, king.

Nightmare? This is a dream, even with the little bit of pain. After all, nothing comes easy if it’s worth it.

I break my butter sticks in half with my bare hands, fight me.

Completely falls flat, too. The only reason this was kinda funny is my brain played the original while reading this…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8B0DpdgUJs

Sounds like we should be using Waymo way less.

Actually, that would fall under the “or provide subjective negative reviews of the game”. Because reviewers are only allowed to have an opinion if it’s positive.

I know quite a few people who can’t stand that movie. Now, that’s just, like, their opinion, man.

I did it ONCE and got burned so bad I’ve never even considered it ever again. Just Cause 4. So bad, it’s not even on the lists of biggest letdowns. A letdown of letdowns.

What shows that I’m gay?

Replaying FO3 for the first time in ages and through TTW. A few sprinkling of mods to make the game feel more modern and omg is it a blast.

butt terfs

I use mine almost daily. I just like not having to worry about battery life. Quality on a $50 pair of IEMs is ahead of a $150 pair of BT Bose I got as a gift once, so that’s another plus.

For all those complaining about the wire snagging, I run it under my clothes. Barely feel it and it doesn’t snag anywhere now :)

yeah, but how often do you see those around on highways (compared to regular exits)? and it doesn’t excuse those people who get in the left lane 10 miles before the turn itself and go 10 mph below the limit…

“I’m tired of this, grandpa!”

“That’s too damn bad! You keep living in this shithole of a world we created because we could only see short-term gain”

My guess is they cleaned out posts as part of the CP crackdown. Annoying for sure, but not as annoying as coming across CP in your feed. I won’t expand the acronym, just know that it makes Catholic priests very happy…