I know, I was joking.

… Water… famine?

Its-a-mee, Roberto!

If a cat learned how to use a can opener, everything would be a can. And that’s terrifying.

Most modern AAA games with some degree of exploration tend to use yellow (or any bright colour, but usually yellow) paint to tell a player where to go.

Thousands of years ago, when we were smashing rocks to make knives, probably.

We’ve never been an intelligent species as much as a dumb branch of apes that happen to give birth to some glitched individuals with a form of intelligence every now and then. But jesus fuck, the last years, with the unversal internet access that we achieved, we became dumber than ever.

Many of us are hoping it’s already dead.

AI robots as potential, “personalized” educators for America’s children in their homes.

Well… it sure is a way to end school shootings…

You can’t reason with someone who wants you dead. Simple as that.

You know how they work: “does bombing a school affect me directly?”

For the first time ever, the orange child rapist is doing something good: he’s convincing people to switch to EVs at a rate nobody ever did. Seeing gas prices skyrocket has changed the mind of more coworkers to buy an EV as the next car than anything else. So… thanks, I guess?

So you want a Joker bombing kids? Ugh… no thanks.

Carbrain making things up again.

If there weren’t cars in the cities, the worst thing a person with a phone could cause is bumbing into someone else at non-lethal speed.

Tired of your married life? Get yourself a new life with a guaranteed federal job with this simple method!

I can understand the sentiment.

If you are part of one of the unlucky minorities, fascists are actively trying to kill you. That’s not something easily forgivable when your life is on the line every single day just for the fact of being the “wrong” type of “different”.

@bdonvr@thelemmy.club explained it very well in their comment. To add, in Spanish, the letter “g” when followed by either an “i” or an “e” will be pronounced in three different ways depending on whether you add an “u” in between, and if that “u” has a diaeresis on it. If you add the dieresis, it means you have to pronounce the “u”. Think of “pingüino” (penguin in english). In order to say the “u” in the word, we add the diaeresis that says the reader that they have to say the “u”. In Spanish, “guillotina”, “pingüino” and “ginebra” you will read the sillabe with a “g” and an “i” differently on each of those words.

Spanish has tons of grammar rules. It’s hard to learn them all, but when you do, it makes extremely easy to know how to say a word when you read it. Even where to put the accent (even if there is no tilde in the word).

Sabes cómo se llama uno que habla tres idiomas? Trilingüe.

Sabes cómo se llama uno que habla dos? Bilingüe.

Sabes como se llama uno que habla un sólo idioma? Americano. Se llama americano.

This fucking moron made himself the punchline of the joke that we invented to mock those like him.

I’ve been working on this company for 3 years.

We have a “cable cabinet” that has around 50 different types of cables. Around 45 of them have been there from the early 90s. I still haven’t used them. And none of my colleagues (some of which have been there for 20 years or more) have ever used them. Yet, everyone refuses to throw them away, we don’t want to risk needing them and not finding them.

The average CoD lobby A bag of rocks has more intelligence than the current American administration.

Most probably.