It looks like those clowns in congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns.

I call the washed one bitey

What about the cloud engineer job do you dislike the most? I’ve been in the field for 7-8 years now and still find a lot of joy. Granted, the most frustrating parts of my job is lack of influence I have over the decisions that get made, but I moved to a team lead position to at least have a little say.

“Don’t do what Super-Nintendo Chalmers Dont does…”

Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend’s face, you’ll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it’s Chinatown!

So maybe you’d be a good person to ask who wrote The Moon Rules #1 on my car with a key.

That filthy superhero made the orange juice you’re drinking

This tickles a VERY specific part of my brain.

A week or so ago I had just finished a tough workout at my big box gym and was heading back to my car around sunrise. I looked up and saw the most beautiful and massive pink and purple ripples stretched out from the edge of the horizon to where I was standing. It was so impressive that I had to stop a moment in the middle of the parking lot and soak it in. Then, within 2 minutes, the clouds had shifted and everything returned to a depressing gray.

Beauty like this is everywhere, but it sure can be fleeting.

Enjoy those tacos now, for in 1000 years they will be illegal… eh Ha Ha Ha! I think we all know why.

Why would Jerry bring anything?

Yea I feel like a lot of these came from friends or other sources, and not necessarily from school.

The body of Theseus. How many parts do you need to replace with teenage organs before it’s no longer Kissinger?