with blackjack and hookers
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You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
Glagnar’s human rinds. It’s a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson’s Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender’s full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
What do I look like, guy who’s not lazy?
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you’re unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That’s it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It’s a fishing license - and it’s mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
To shreds, you say?
Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
Honestly it’s one of my all time favorite scenes from any show
My manwich!
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
To shreds, you say?
Shut up baby, I know it!
She’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!
You win again gravity.
Interesting… oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
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I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.
