If it’s cheap to get stars, I’m definitely having Dolph Lundgren at my next birthday party. Dude doesn’t have to do anything, just hang out.

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    5 months ago

    “And to appeal to old cunts who saw Masters Of The Universe when it came out in Cinemas, Dolph Lungren …”

    Btw it’s me that’s the old cunt, saw it with some mates for someone’s birthday. Was very underwhelmed

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      Don’t forget Expendables 4…he is sober now as the sniper but is half blind due to his age and can’t hit the side of a barn door from 20 m away.