• hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    161·
    6 months ago

    You can rinse your balls in the soda dispenser, I’ve never seen a sign that prohibited it.

  • Mandarbmax@lemmy.worldEnglish
    8·
    6 months ago

    I"D LIKE TO SEE THEM TRY AND STOP ME AROOOOOO!!!

    MY BALLS ARE GOING TO BE STICKY AND TASTE LIKE SPRITE OR DIE TRYING MFER!!!

    • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5·
      6 months ago

      SPRITE IS MY FAVORITE SODAPOP. I STARTED DRINKING IT AFTER READING IT WAS THE ONLY DRINK SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO HELP WITH HANGOVERS AND I DO THINK IT WORKS PRETTY WELL.

      I DON’T DRINK SODAS OFTEN BUT WHEN I DO IT’S A DANG SPRITE BROTHER

      • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafeEnglish
        8·
        6 months ago

        I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS STUDY IS GIVING YOU HELPFUL INFORMATION BROTHER

        SPRITE MIGHT WORK BETTER THAN OTHER SODAS BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ADDING CAFFEINE TO THE MIX, BUT LESS BAD IS NOT THE SAME THING AS GOOD. CAFFEINE IS A DIURETIC AND CAN EXACERBATE BOTH DEHYDRATION AND HEADACHES, HOWEVER HANGOVER SYMPTOMS ARE ALSO CAUSED BY HIGH BLOOD SUGAR FROM THE BREAKDOWN OF ALCOHOL BY YOUR BODY

        THIS STUDY IS AS SUSPECT AS SPRITES MARKETING STRATEGY OF SHOWING ATHLETES DRINKING SPRITE TO IMPLY IT IS A SPORTS DRINK WITHOUT EVER CLAIMING IT DIRECTLY, AN EFFECTIVE MARKETING CAMPAIGN THAT WAS PROVEN TO HAVE SPREAD THIS MISCONCEPTION TO THE PUBLIC

        THE BEST CURES FOR HANGOVERS ARE WATER, ELECTROLYTES, PROTEINS, AND PAINKILLERS/ANTIINFLAMMATORIES

        IN OTHER WORDS

        DRINK WATER EAT SOME FUCKIN VEGETABLES AND EGGS AND POP A TYLENOL

        UNLESS ITS SPRITE ZERO

        I GUESS THAT’S FINE IDK

        • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.worldEnglish
          7·
          6 months ago

          BRO I DEFINITELY APPRECIATE THE ADDITIONAL OPINION. KNOWING YOU TOOK THE TIME TO HELP EDUCATE ME ON PROPER BODILY HYDRATION MEANS A LOT.