renzev@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agoSolutions? Where we're going, we don't need solutions.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square204linkfedilinkarrow-up11.15Karrow-down152file-text
arrow-up11.1Karrow-down1imageSolutions? Where we're going, we don't need solutions.lemmy.worldrenzev@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square204linkfedilinkfile-text
Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven’t written a single line of code in half of these languages
minus-squareMonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38arrow-down1·edit-22 years agohttps://www.foo.be/docs/tpj/issues/vol4_4/tpj0404-0015.html The Perl Poetry Contest - The Perl Journal, Winter 1999 #!/usr/bin/perl # # asylum.pl # by Harl close (youreyes); bind (yourself, fast); while ($narcosis) { exists $to($calm); not calm; } accept the, anesthesia; seek the, $granted, $asylum’ and wait; stat ically; unlink and listen (in, $complicity); for (a, little) { system (“sync hronicity”); }
https://www.foo.be/docs/tpj/issues/vol4_4/tpj0404-0015.html
The Perl Poetry Contest - The Perl Journal, Winter 1999
#!/usr/bin/perl
#
# asylum.pl
# by Harl
close (youreyes);
bind (yourself, fast);
while ($narcosis) {
exists $to($calm);
not calm;
}
accept the, anesthesia;
seek the, $granted, $asylum’
and wait;
stat ically;
unlink and listen (in, $complicity);
for (a, little) {
system (“sync hronicity”);
}