I live in Japan and get calls in Chinese that are pretending to be the Japanese government immigration division a lot. Well, I used to; I presume that’s what my phone has been spam-trapping lately since no one actually calls.

I thought I met a mentally disturbed lady or very shitty spy recruiter once near the embassies in a swanky Tokyo neighborhood. I talked about it to some folks and it turns out I look a lot like one of the guys working at the German embassy at the time. So woman really interested in her visa or shitty spy recruiter.