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minus-squareSpicyWizard@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·5 months agoBut you won’t get emotional nor make a drama about it, right? It will be painless and you will be gone with a smile in your face knowing that your body parts will serve a purpose to make my friends happy for a while in my great BBQ!
minus-squareAmnesigenic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·5 months agoLol nah I’ll fight you, winner eats the loser
minus-squareSpicyWizard@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·5 months agoI don’t understand, humanely means that you’ll be happy about it. I’m literally doing you a favor.
minus-squareAmnesigenic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down3·5 months agoLol that’s not what that word means
minus-squareSpicyWizard@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·5 months agoOkay, I literally checked in the dictionary what the word means. Showing kindness, care and sympathy. Shit now I understand, I forgot to ask you, do you want to die for my bbq?
minus-squareSpicyWizard@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·5 months agoFuck, what do I do now? I’m supposed to kill you with kindness, empathy and care, and now you tell me that you don’t want to die? I’ll have to check with my lawyers, just be at your home around 19:00 and try to be happy.
You can try
But you won’t get emotional nor make a drama about it, right?
It will be painless and you will be gone with a smile in your face knowing that your body parts will serve a purpose to make my friends happy for a while in my great BBQ!
Lol nah I’ll fight you, winner eats the loser
I don’t understand, humanely means that you’ll be happy about it. I’m literally doing you a favor.
Lol that’s not what that word means
Okay, I literally checked in the dictionary what the word means. Showing kindness, care and sympathy.
Shit now I understand, I forgot to ask you, do you want to die for my bbq?
Not particularly
Fuck, what do I do now? I’m supposed to kill you with kindness, empathy and care, and now you tell me that you don’t want to die?
I’ll have to check with my lawyers, just be at your home around 19:00 and try to be happy.