Yeah, just be completely incompetent. They’re so desperate to hire anyone they can get, it’s a government job, and they have a bottomless budget, so they won’t fire you, they’ll just put you where you’ll do less damage, like a desk job, with a computer, where you can fuck up everybody’s paperwork, lose evidence, deport EVERYBODY to Florida and set them loose (the weather’s nice, and it will infuriate DiSantis), etc.
Keep your boss on his toes explaining all the fuck ups coming out of his office.
I’m not gonna “join the NSDAP” and have that permanently tainting my name just for the off chance of getting that document to “expose” them… which probably wouldn’t do much if there is zero resistance.
Could be an interesting holiday for a few weeks. Fly in on a tourist visa, do the theme parks, get a job at ICE posing as a US citizen, leave with enough money to pay the first month’s credit card repayments on your FastPass.
So, why aren’t people applying for these jobs so they can go undercover and expose identities and illegal conversations?
If they’re desperate to hire it should be pretty easy to get in.
I would just do my job extraordinarily poorly and dox everything and everyone I worked with.
i think a whistleblower just released/doxxed like thousands of members recently
Its going to be extremely hard to get another job after too when you have a huge 3 year hole in your resume.
Yeah, just be completely incompetent. They’re so desperate to hire anyone they can get, it’s a government job, and they have a bottomless budget, so they won’t fire you, they’ll just put you where you’ll do less damage, like a desk job, with a computer, where you can fuck up everybody’s paperwork, lose evidence, deport EVERYBODY to Florida and set them loose (the weather’s nice, and it will infuriate DiSantis), etc.
Keep your boss on his toes explaining all the fuck ups coming out of his office.
Friendly fire.
I’m not gonna “join the NSDAP” and have that permanently tainting my name just for the off chance of getting that document to “expose” them… which probably wouldn’t do much if there is zero resistance.
My excuses are:
Could be an interesting holiday for a few weeks. Fly in on a tourist visa, do the theme parks, get a job at ICE posing as a US citizen, leave with enough money to pay the first month’s credit card repayments on your FastPass.
Probably because that’s a good way to end up dead.
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