That hamster should have invested in farming technologies and processed foods so he could eat a more varied and cruelty-free diet.

Oh wait, that’s humans! Humans have the ability to do those things. I get hamsters and humans confused a lot, too.

(By the way, I’m not vegan. I just see a lot of people who aren’t vegan, posting in a vegan community, with bad arguments and boring takes. I cannot stand bad arguments.)