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Why inject heroin when you can inject Alfredo sauce straight into the vein.
One will kill you every time, the other will show you a very brief good time first before ruining the rest of your life.
Sounds like it’s Alfredo into the veins.
“When you’re here, you’re overdosing.”
All I could think about is that US state rep recently saying he turned to Jesus in a Cracker Barrel parking lot. It all makes so much sense now…
Turning to Jesus in a Cracker Barrel parking-lot sounds oddly similar to sucking dick behind a 7-11…
…just sayin’
