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It’s because libertarians are just Republicans who are too chicken shit to call themselves Republicans. They want to vote along Republican lines, but don’t wanna be called out for it.
A libertarian is someone who can throw a dart at a map and tell you the age of consent where it lands.
Their eyes light up if it lands in international waters.
Republican but for hipsters in bow ties.
Not getting laid and paying taxes do feel kinda shit though.
Robust transportation infrastructure means you can expand your pool of partners and social programs supporting family planning and contraception make it even easier to get laid. We need to pay more taxes so everyone can get laid as easily and frequently as possible.
