A new lawsuit claims that a trip down a waterslide at Disney World's Typhoon Lagoon left a woman with a 'painful wedgie' that allegedly damaged internal organs.
The McGuinness’ suit categorizes the experience as a “painful wedgie,” and alleges that she “suffered severe and permanent bodily injury including severe vaginal lacerations, a full thickness laceration causing Plaintiff’s bowel to protrude through her abdominal wall, and damage to her internal organs.”
Why in the world would they themselves describe that as just a “wedgie”? With the assumption that the latter description is accurate and can be corroborated with a medical professional, that’s a massive misnomer that seriously misrepresents what happened.
The McGuinness’ suit categorizes the experience as a “painful wedgie,” and alleges that she “suffered severe and permanent bodily injury including severe vaginal lacerations, a full thickness laceration causing Plaintiff’s bowel to protrude through her abdominal wall, and damage to her internal organs.”
Damn
Hmm you’re right that is a bit of a disconnect.
“Extremely painful, life-altering wedgie.”
There we go!
Why in the world would they themselves describe that as just a “wedgie”? With the assumption that the latter description is accurate and can be corroborated with a medical professional, that’s a massive misnomer that seriously misrepresents what happened.