It’s offensive to make everyone else try on your wind breaker.

Holy clothing must not be damaged unless you plan to do the ritual of discarding (shred abd burn). As a windbreaker has at least 4 holes when worn correctly, it is indeed holy.

/s

When ya gotta fart, let’er rip! Ladies, men. Everyone farts, so no one should be ashamed or shy about unleashing the gaseous phenomenon within ourselves!