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Servais (il/le)@discuss.tchncs.de to Casual Conversation @lemm.eeEnglish · 5 months ago

Whats your stupidest joke?

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Whats your stupidest joke?

Servais (il/le)@discuss.tchncs.de to Casual Conversation @lemm.eeEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
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    4 months ago

    What do you call a pig with three eyes?

    Piiig.

    (Say it aloud.)

    • Worx@lemmynsfw.com
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      4 months ago

      What do you call a deer with no eyes?

      No idea

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        4 months ago

        What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

        Still no i-dear.

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      4 months ago

      That really made me laugh, then I told it to my husband and had even more fun, I was crying/laughing. Thank you. XD

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        4 months ago

        You’re welcome!

        And based on your user photo, it looks like you have a really good cat. I thought it was important to say that.

        • cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world
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          4 months ago

          Looks like you do too! We love our Murphy. He’s a super senior at around 20–21 years old.

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      What do you call a cow with two legs?

      Lean beef.

      What do you call a cow to no legs?

      Ground beef

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        What do you call a cow with eight legs?

        A spider.

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