• stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    25 days ago

    God: now it’s got to be around here somewhere…

    (Ring Ring, Ring Ring) God: go for God!

    Pray’ey: Oh god! Oh Christ! Why is this happening!? My god it’s horrible!

    God: Now calm down, your gonna have to narrow it down, I have no idea what you’re talking about.

    Pray’ey: God why have you forsaken us?!

    God: Well, without any specifics I can safely say, all things happen for a reason.

    Pray’ey: Why have you dropped this giant glass disk on our town?

    God: Oh that’s where I put that.