(art by Matteo Spirito)

  • InquisitorGilgamesh@ttrpg.network
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    “Urist McLich! Why do you terrorize our humble village with your armies of undead!?”

    “Four hundred years ago, the bartender of your only inn spat in my drink because I was looking away and he thought I wouldn’t notice.”

    “Well…did you?”

    “Of-fucking-course, why else would I come here? Where are his great-grandkids, I’m going to spit in their drinks and see how they like it.”