Russian Agriculture Minister Oksana Lut urged people to go to church and pray for rain as the persistent lack of precipitation puts the sowing of winter wheat at risk.

  • InverseParallax@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    No, that’s not nearly enough, tell them they need to sacrifice another 10m but they’ll have perfect crop yields.

    Just tell them they have to be sacrificed on the Russian soil in question.