Squat P, Diddly

You were expecting the storm god of the Sinai desert, maybe?

…and thusly did he speed down by the banks of the sacred River Tigris in his mighty chariot.

I didn’t care, until it happened to me! TO ME!!!

A ball, however tiny, has 3 dimensions, it has a surface that moves around a mathematical point at the center of the sphere.
A point of zero dimensions has no diameter nor perimeter, no surface with which to spin. Yet when influenced by a magnetic field, a point-like indivisible particle behaves as if it does spin.

As Chief Brody might say, we’re gonna need a bigger math!
How about imaginary numbers and the complex plane?
Now add the Uncertainty Principle, just for shits ‘n’ giggles!
Probability space! Probability amplitudes and polarizations!

Or films from Spain. They whisper in a mumbled accent, then all of a sudden they start SCREAMING at each other.

Where’s my man Maxwell at?
Also - should he get his own, or be placed along with Faraday, like Crick & Watson.

QCP!

That’s in the US. Over at CERN they call 'em Truth and Beauty, and I really want that to stick.

Up peas / Down peas
Strange peas / Charmed peas
Truth peas / Beauty peas

Some sort of feline entanglement, hissy action at a distance.
With the added feature that each cat sees itself as “cat” and the other cat as “anti-cat”.

For a more accurate map, erase everything south of Rome, including Sicily, as well as Corsica and Sardinia. At the northern end of things, probably also Ireland and Scotland.
Then make four new tiny islands and name them Barcelona, Munich, Amsterdam and Prague.

Here’s another hot take with the same data:
Pants may disintegrate, but flutes last forever!

Somehow, They Fly Now has returned.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I repeat
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

CONFIDENCE IS HIGH
(wtf is that even supposed to mean)

Take me home
ALL GLORY TO THE COUNTRY HYPNOTOAD

Take me home
ALL GLORY TO THE COUNTRY HYPNOTOAD

A sign of decay in management. The Roman Empire suffered just such a phenomenon, only with other details.

If this was analogous to the rise and fall of the Roman Empire, what would be the equivalent historical point?
Elagabalus? Maybe that time the title of emperor went to the biggest bidder and the guy lasted for a day? We need a Rough Roman Meme for this.

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