Everyone: “C’MON, SEED!”
Bugs Bunny: “NO”

Splurging on gut health! I mean… the nerve of these… these… (shuffles cards)… uppity whippersnappers!

Head banging to the latest Carolingian chant!

And loads of groupies on the younger side… if you know what I mean.
To paraphrase one parasite talking about another parasite.

Holy shit, just how many blowjobs has this cult leader given to studio suits? Of what kind of dirty laundry does he have on them?
Why does this JUST. KEEP. HAPPENING?!!

Don Perpetrador-o!

That deaf dumb and blind kid?

No! Well, yeah, sure… but secretly, on the surface one must maintain the petty clickbait controversy facade, like Blur vs Oasis back in the 90s. Or more recently, In ‘n’ Out vs Five Guys.

New Wave from Detroit!

Did you just erase Andrew Ridgeley from existence?
I shall have to ask you to step outside!

You fiend! This is madness, madness!
You just un-fancied my fancy ketchup!

Frogs.

EDIT: Does anybody know how to format image links here using Voyager on Firefox?

I want to believe
that is the sleeve
of a bathrobe.

These rituals have always been sacraments for pre-Hispanic cultures and religions; as such, in the past couple of decades they have been legalized in both Mexico and the USA.

These ayahuasca or peyote retreats announce their retreats in social media, I know this happens in New Mexico, California and Baja California, surely other states in both countries also have these weekend retreats, but I’ve personally never been to one of these.
What I have been doing is practicing daily meditation for the past seven years, I haven’t really felt the call yet to partake in an ayahuasca ritual.

Just like shrooms!

Ayahuasca rituals!
I’ve seen several severe alcoholics come back from those weekend guided retreats not drinking liquor anymore, now carrying an inner glow, a new peace and contentment that didn’t seem to be there before they took the plunge and imbibed that stew in that tent, or around a fire, chants in the background…

Beavis? Certainly not… but maybe The Great Cornholio can pull it off.

The only things holding me back,
are the Pauli Exclusion Principle
and Coulomb’s Law!

“I need new curtains for my self-realization. That’s what the Amazon A.I. told me.”

It’s like an Excalibur that fucks with rotational symmetries, GR tensors ‘n’ shit!