A phone that isn’t smart, probably

What’s the plan with Collins as a first name… for a girl, even? They just really big fans of latter-day Genesis in red states?

We’re not in the abyss, we’re in the car park and snack area adjacent to the abyss. Not too bad.

Oh well.

I have. Nothing happened.

Are you sure? Doom was GPL’ed in 1999.

The 80s called, they want their weird jokes back.

I get the sense the artist is throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks. (Which I think is pretty bold, but I do also remember a bit of advice years ago which boiled down to “you don’t need to share everything you make”)

While I agree with, and sometimes do, brush teeth at the kitchen sink; there is a pretty big risk the toothbrush just stays in the kitchen…

Dunno. I feel like if you’ve used an image from a reputable source under the proviso that you’re licensed for it, and it turns out you’re not… you may be able to blame Unsplash etc. and just swap the image out.

Unsplash, Freepik, Pexels, and countless other sites exist where you can get free images with clear licensing.

I’m not trying to psychoanalyse myself. I’m saying that I don’t think “not wanting to die” is grounds to get therapy. Quite the opposite, in fact.

…No

…No?

You can, and the save file recognises that you’ve “Beaten The Game”; but when you start it up, it reverts back to just before the final battle.

I refuse to believe that frangible is a word. Sounds like something from a Roald Dahl book

Ah yes, Heart of Lämpian, my favourite Mothrillion song

You can tell it to use the system version of Wine

Even without that, there was still full support for classic 95-style themes, even if they were a bit of a pfaff to put together.

This is the best reality show