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Well yeah, they’re all woke now. They used to be woke before too, but they’re still woke now as well, as they should.

Obligatory “fuck Nestlé with a rusted pipe”

That’s the point where I go back and edit the first parenthesized block to be separated by a comma, semicolon, or dash, make it a separate sentence, or convert the inner parenthesis to a footnote.

Mad Max Fury Road.

Depends on whether you’re playing Battleshits.

Also Homelander.

It’s like that “That’s a penis!” reversible gif.

1. Life’s good!

2. But it could be better.

Wait, that’s a dress? The fabric makes it look like she just draped herself in an oversized towel…

Threads.

Someone’s been reading https://swordscomic.com/

Requiem for a Dream.

kinki

The vandal does not read, either.

“Increase social service programs so that we address the reason why they’re homeless and doing drugs in the first place.”

“No, that’s socialism and Fox News tells me I should be scared of that word!”

Six String Samurai. It’s not good. But it’s soooo quotable!

Nice shoes. Nice shoes to DIE in!

So I just eat black coffee and move on.

Great, now I have this mental image of you waking up late, going “NO TIME TO WAIT FOR THE KETTLE!” and just eating spoonfuls of instant coffee straight from the jar before running out of the house.

I hope you’re planning to delegate the verification to a KYC service…

Is it? They made a Time Bandits TV series last year, didn’t they?

Didn’t they show a repair crew fixing the lines between the outage at the beginning and when he orders pizza?