And healthier.

I mean I neither drink alcohol nor toke, but I’ve heard mj is the lesser of the two evils, for those who can’t resist mind-altering substances.

A woman walks into a women’s restroom and two male employees follow her in there and witness her pussy & menstrual blood then continued to harass her because they still think she’s a man in a woman’s restroom?

Suuuuure.

Yawn.

One time male employees of the bar went into the women’s loo and opened the stall she was in, without identifying themselves or saying anything… while she was changing her pad. I was at the mirror when it happened and tried to stop them. I was physically pushed away and told to stfu.

These MEN walked in on her while she was cleaning her period. It’s clear she’s female at this point, but they didn’t Apologize and close the stall door. They stood there and yelled at her while she was trying to put a new pad on without pulling her panties up, because it would stain them.

They didn’t Apologize. I asked them to. She asked them to. They demanded to see her ID saying she was female before they’d close the stall door. I ended up going out of the bathroom and calling 911 to say that 3 men sexually harassed a woman in a stall while she was cleaning her period. They said “well, we thought she was a man so it’s ok”. But she was doing nothing to anyone.

The owner tried giving us a $200 bar tab, but I told her to refuse because if legal issues came from it, it would be like accepting the pay out.

Doubt 🧐🙄 Are you a master of creative fictional writing?

Okay but why would he want to marry her? Maybe she has a trust fund or disability benefits he wants to mooch off.

When one guy in the marketing department only has one job to overthink updating the logo (font) for no reason and nobody notices the change because it’s negligible and that guy keeps receiving the same salary every year no matter what, so it really doesn’t matter.

I don’t recall airbnb & Spotify with those old whimsical logos.

Imagine a technologically illiterate person about to get on a flight, had just been visiting with relatives among whom was a mischievous tech-savvy* cousin who wanted to play one last prank.

• At least tech savvy enough to break into cousin’s phone and insert a mischievous Bluetooth word

Yeah I learned how to type in high school in the year 1990. Since the existence of cell phones I have hardly touched a keyboard, maybe once a year when I pull out my laptop to do my taxes. But I was amazed when I learned how to type and amazed how quickly I became a high-speed touch typist and it is a thrill to me that it’s a skill I have because it was a little bit hard to learn at first but so proud that I got it and it feels like magic to be a touch typist!

That must’ve been really uncomfortable with the cardboard bouncing up & down on your knuckles while you’re typing 🤔

≠ prego spaghetti sauce

The objective was to try to get religion to appeal to youth. I knew some young 20’s guys in a band who were into it circa 1998.

I’m trying to imagine how something can LOOK like something SOUNDS.

Try to come up with an outfit that looks the way a murmuration of birds sounds.

Paint a mural that looks the way your favorite song sounds.

https://youtube.com/shorts/fx3KplpSRiE

Interesting. I wonder what the etomological origin of that word is. Cuz whenever my husband gets me pregnant, I do not feel impervious to water or dust.

And in Spanish it just means “question.”

But if spanish-speaking person A hears person B say they’re “embarrassed,” A might think B is pregnant.

That looks like the same texture as the dried ketchup that gets stuck around the inside of the ketchup lid. Rubbery. Have never even been tempted to consider eating the rubbery goop on the inside of a ketchup lid.

shinny shit

It’s funny because with two n’s in that word it just turns the word “shin” into an adjective.

Is that what you’re describing? A male living space full of shitty shins?

vane shit

Okay now you’re talking about a directional spinny thing you can put up on top of your house that tells you which way the wind is blowing. And I guess it’s spewing shit or something. I dunno. You’re the one who said it.

shiny adjective ˈshī-nē

: having a smooth glossy surface

: filled with light

: lustrous

vain adjective

: having or showing undue or excessive pride in one’s appearance or achievements : conceited

vane noun

: a movable device attached to an elevated object (such as a spire) for showing the direction of the wind

Careful, don’t let tech companies get hold of this, they’ll find a way to connect it to the internet and make us pay a nightly subscription to use our own sheets.

Hide column.

Is this why the Marvel Universe only exists on Manhattan Island in New York?

I’m firmly bent on never paying for any entertainment I can get for free. Whereas artists are firmly bent on wanting to be paid a living wage for the art they create which entertains the masses. This conflict of interests is a tale as old as time.