They don’t fall apart until some fool of a Took comes along and touches them. Then you’re boned.

Chili cheese burritos are the best. Some locations have them, some don’t. Of the two closest locations to me, one has them all the time, one doesn’t. Dunno why. I used to think it was a regional thing but these two are only like five miles apart so who knows.

I did notice that chili cheese burritos and enchiritos are currently on their new/limited time menu so you may be in luck right now if you’re really jonesing for one.

As I sit here and think about it now, I kinda wonder if it’s because neither one of them uses lettuce so it was a quick and easy way to get something “new” on the menu that wouldn’t require an apology for missing ingredients.

I hope there’s a Minus Color of this one as well. I’ve never been a super big Godzilla fan really, know what it is obviously but never really got super into it, y’know. But I downloaded Minus One Minus Color, and then also got Shin Godzilla Orthochromatic, and honestly that just seems like the correct way to watch a Godzilla movie to me.

Tell that to Proximo, dude.

Those giraffes you sold him, they won’t mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold him… queer giraffes. He wants his money back.

I was chatting with a buddy the other day about the new MotU movie, and wanted to send him this meme.

If you GIS for “I fisted hard he-man” and safe search is off, the results are… probably not what you’re looking for.

Raul Julia - Street Fighter.

Holy shit they’re still making Ice Age movies?! And still with the original voice cast?!

I accidentally bypassed the paywall by clicking one of the links to a different article (the “Go fuck yourself, Bambu” link to GN) and then clicking the back button. When I landed back on the Verge article, the “subscribe to the verge to continue reading” message was gone and I had the full article text.

Only worked once tho, I just tried to do it again and I still get the “subscribe” message now.

Yet now, nearly seven years later, fans are still waiting for meaningful updates on Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark 2.

If they’re not calling it More Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark then it can just go ahead and stay in legal limbo.

It’s hunting season!

I would vote for .slash just so we can get slashdot.slash.

A woman noticed her husband coming out of the bathroom without washing his hands, and said “honey that’s gross why didn’t you wash your hands?”

He responded, “well for one, it’s not like I peed on myself, and for two, you put the damn thing in your mouth, I think I’ll be alright touching it every once in awhile.”

Chewbakkka.

You’re in a helicopter, why are you stuck in traffic?

Live-action Frozen with waking-nightmare CG AI Olaf is coming inside five years, I guarantee it.

FTFY

Does it still shred the roof of your mouth or is that too much for it to deal with today?

That’s a load bearing wall.

Extended edition on Saturday and mst3k edition on Sunday would be a helluva weekend.

Whenever this happens to me, I always get to the end of the song, thumb hovering over the back button to start it over, and I think of that stupid Goofy meme.

“I’ll fuckin do it again.”

Shut up and take my money!