Sounds like the name of an Arcimboldo painting

Life is fine balanced between dumb luck and fuck you in particular.

So the dong is somewhere in the North Atlantic Ocean?

Obligatory you say:

Yeah, Jason Momoas uncountable iteration of Aquaman didn’t help either (I know Lobo was already established in the comics, but come on, that’s no acting range).

The ministry of silly syntax strikes again.

Christopher Nolan:

5 seconds later:

Me setting my A/C to max:

Orrr…

Yeah, but what about second popcorn box?

Whatever you do, don’t close port number 2 permanently.

A software tester walks into a bar

Runs into a bar.
Crawls into a bar.
Dances into a bar.
Flies into a bar.
Jumps into a bar.

And orders:

a beer.
2 beers.
0 beers.
99999999 beers.
a lizard in a beer glass.
-1 beer.
“qwertyuiop” beers.
Testing complete.

A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.

The bar goes up in flames.

Shrek Pinoccio:

Ace Ventura:

You haven’t experienced this lore until you heard it in the original Klingon.

I smell a new John Wick spinoff if there would be anything unpleasent happening to the cat.

In return they need to climb all the way to cloud #9 while it’s closer for us.