Sad :(

Monty python’s flying circus

Only works if they can self regulate their eating

The circle of not enough nachos for pico and not enough pico for nachos

Literally me but with pico de gallo

Greg

If i was in that position I would try to make a nice dinner and if i would give a gift it would be something unexpected and unconventional. Last gift i gave was a handful of whole walnuts(we both dont have a nutcracker). You could do the “forgot this one thing” but start with something cheap and unexpected, something what makes her laugh and also think “why the hell would give this to me”

If you want to marry you could do the same but start with a particularly nice looking pebble

In order to cat you must cat

If you want blinding moonshine you want the head(i think it’s called that not a native speaker but the part that comes out first) of a large batch of moonshine

Here most close at about 22-00 but some are open 24/7

I just use my tv as a big monitor, no way i would ever give my tv internet access

In my opinion the pause should be different times so the silence has a rhythm to it, afterall it is a song even though you forgot your instrument.

Meow

Brings to mind when i had to house a drunken friend on my bathroom floor and apparently at one point my cat went to check in on them

I got oukitel wp19

Feels like too many phones try to be something special but are afraid to fully commit as fully committing would make the phone look different than your typical phone and often with tradeoffs in other areas. When i got my phone i got it because it has a huge battery(21000mAh) that lasts about 5 days on my regular (quite heavy) use and it is fully waterproof (rated for heated pressure washing and i have tested that it can easily survive being underwater in a hot tub, i also have a habit of sometimes washing the screen with water and soap). The tradeoffs are that it’s built like a brick, weighs half a kilogram and all headphone jacks don’t fit the port because the waterproofing requires the port to be recessed.

That phone just seems like your regular phone with an above average battery

How can you say them being suggestive if they haven’t suggested anything. Bro cant even talk.

The cat either absolutely hates it or loves it. After all thy must squish the cat

In finnish also same but just replace sun with day. No idea about plumbing though.

Ripened cheese has very little lactose in it as the aging process uses lactose as fuel