If it does happen, the GOP will just mitch McConnell/weekend at Bernie’s him and come up with something stupid like say he was downloaded into an AI chatbot just before he died, Clarence Thomas will suddenly get a new motorhome and the supreme court will issue a ruling that chatbot Trump can finish out his 2nd and 3rd term as president.

Recently bought a WRX, the O2 sensor went bad, the shop I normally use didn’t want to mess with it so I went to the dealership. While I was waiting I get a text saying my car needs $8,000 worth of work, I just bought the thing so I am starting to panic, the advisor said the battery sensing plug was messed up and to fix it the ENTIRE engine harness had to be replaced. I asked to see what they were talking about, so we walked into the shop, it was a small plastic plug about the size of my pinky finger the previous owner had wrapped in electrical tape so i asked if we can just wrap it back up, the mechanic shrugs but wraps it back, that was 2 years ago still never had an issue even though the advisor was like you need to get this fixed sooner rather than later. Never went back.

Way back when I was in high school in the 90s, a friend made a custom wad file for doom that was the exact layout of our school. Of course this was pre Columbine.

I believe in you pug Jesus.

Best argument for getting a bidet I’ve heard. Imagine getting poo anywhere on your body, you’d be rinsing it off with water. Why not your butthole? Needless to say I have one in each of my bathrooms.

Slap ya mama seasoning just released a new hot sauce called kill ya uncle.

You ever hang out around a gymnasium?

Got any recommendations? I’m always looking for new communities.

One or two within an hour doesn’t do much for me, three might give me a buzz, but I’m also a few pounds overweight so I guess I’d need a little more alcohol to get that buzz.

Tezzluh

Actually a good idea! Too bad Republicans Nazis lack the ability to think critically or independently.

It looks like some of the spray tan rubbed off on him while he was sucking off tRumpy.

Gotta start somewhere.

The largest most powerful religion on planet Earth is being persecuted 😂

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It’s easier to imagine the end of the world than to imagine the end of capitalism.

Is this back when America was great?

Fun fact 90% of all Harley’s are still on the road, the other 10% made it home.

Well if you or someone you don’t like was injured give us a call.

If you’ve been injured by a self driving truck call our office right away as you may be entitled to compensation.