My update isn’t exciting but it is important. I need people to know this stuff or I’ll be fielding questions on it for the next 6 months as everyone individually discovers the changes.

I’m not going to spend time rewriting my update to sound thrilling and engaging in order to attract the eyes of the lowest common denominators attention span.

So we have a meeting, everyone listens, and if they say afterwards that they weren’t told or weren’t paying attention, there’s a recording of the zoom call so they can try again.

It’s work, if it were fun and enjoyable 100% of the time we wouldn’t be paid to be there.

Pay attention. Significantly more cars can make it through the lights per “green” if everyone moves as soon as they can. You’re creating extra stationery traffic for everyone.

Citation needed

Defenestrated

He screamed, loudly then sobbed through tears, at the foot of the table where the Epsom sat mocking him with it’s silence.

I’ve decided not to try to live up to “my potential”, it was depressing and unrewarding when I tried.

Not the person who built the step?

I’m a bit confused about why this is upvoted and surprising. Are we saying that “cooking food” is some kind of life hack now?

Why is this a jpg?

Saved in /dev/null which I’ve discovered has infinite storage space for write-once-read- never data.

All of mine are called do_thing() because after a few days of working on it, the scope creep always means the original name was wrong anyway.

Fun photoshoot day there

“Damnit my airpods have paired with my phone instead of my laptop again.”

“I… n’t receive… doc from… until yester… will repl… … rry the batteries in… pods dying… rejoin call on my phone.”

Fucking airpods. I hate them and I’ve never even owned any.

https://youtu.be/0QVPUIRGthI

This is basically a standup routine

Caveat emptor mfers

Watched it all again last year. Love me some competency porn.

This isn’t volumes though, it’s basically asking if you’ve ever experienced a liquid affected by gravity. And somehow adults are failing this.

Incredibly similar

Needs more AI to randomly guess what the columns might be

I can’t find any citation for this.