I once tried every avocado ripening trick i could find in a desperate attempt to enjoy some avocado toast. Let me tell you they are all bullshit. Just eat it tomorrow instead.

I’d just cook normal recipes but with a random can whenever it called for a can of something. Then thats whats for dinner and if the kiddo don’t like, he can go hungry until breakfast.

I think his name was Mike Wazowski

Ok but if the government is spending all that money on its own citizens then how are they going to fund their hobby of blowing up brown people on the other side of the planet?

Intelligence is realizing that hes performing blantant stock manipulation in public and wondering why he isnt in prison yet.

There are… far worse works of art out there in the furry community. The cheese grater just happened at the right time.

Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers.

I actively avoid products and services that are advertised to me.

Collecting?? Is that why my robot’s vagina slams shut when I’m done and then it runs to the post office every time?

Ceasar added two extra months to the calendar.

Ceasar was stabbed.

The requirements clearly state that only one switch controls the bulb

What is the purpose of having 3 switches next to eachother that all control the same light?

You mean you neam immune

Dont forget about the crypto scams too!

Magic reached that point more than 10 years ago…

Naw. I tried a lot. Various toys, vibrating and not, different positions, etc. It just don’t work for me

Sadly it doesnt work for everyone. All I got was a sore ass and felt like I needed to shit the whole time.

🐴 hors

It is, but Trepak, the russian dance, is straight fire.

Nuts