when you say ‘British accent’ that means basically nothing to anyone in the UK.

Yeah, you have to say “Bri’ish” or they won’t understand you.

Yeah, just trying to understand. You are literally the one pictured in the meme. You’ve spouted enough Russian disinfo that I already tagged you for it months ago.

Anyone else experience stress time dilation? I’ll wake up at 2:30 because some bullshit I don’t wanna do tomorrow, go back to sleep for like 30 minutes, wake up and it’s 2:32. I’ve managed 3 decent dreams in the space of 10 minutes before.

Except I DO subconsciously process the clutter, so when I need a thing my brain goes “oh yeah it’s here!” Meanwhile since my wife started “organizing” things, I have no idea where anything is because I haven’t seen it in weeks. It’s gone. It doesn’t exist.

Sir that is a cryptid

Thought you stole my stupid rug for a moment before I noticed she didn’t have gloves.

Fuuuuuck I need to hunt another one down. We had one in a mall and concessions and tickets were cheap as hell. The mall was DEAD though, like 5 stores left even open anymore, so they closed too.

They can think of something on the way down.

That’s what their Ai called people when they asked it how to feel about this meme.

If my print walls looked like that, I’d troubleshoot my printer.

Φuck that.

I think solidjj did a video on the ridiculous rules.

Because they only interact positively with people that worship them. Yandev jumped ship from multiple communities when the (completely legitimate) criticism got too heavy.

Han Solo shot first only.

Han straight up ended greedo. Bug-eyed bastard never even got a shot off.

I was going to say religion is still necessary to control some people because there are some straight up sociopaths that only behave because of the fear of hell, but the fact that they totally believe they’re one of Jesus’ special little buddies makes me think that makes the issue even worse.

Yeah but like, where was it though?

I have things that are communicable if that counts.

The coverup artist was skilled but there’s only so much one can do with those balloon lips.

So when you launched the game through steam it probably launched the EA launcher.

Our brain damaged cat is generally quiet but she has a “help I got trapped” scream and a “it’s 11pm here is the song of my people” scream and they are identical.