Kinda wild, I vividly remember getting on a plane to Disney with my grandparents as a child (Pre 9/11). My grandpa had a swiss army knife on him when we went through security. I asked him how he was able to get that through, and he said it’s a small knife; nothing to worry about. It’s legal as long as it’s smaller than my palm. I said what if someone brought a knife like that and stabbed the pilot. He laughed it off and said I watch too much TV. Then 9/11 happened and guess how they did it? How did 8 year old me have more sense than whoever was running airports in those days?

I tell my kids that any pokemon beyond the original 151 is a fake pokemon.

Get off my lawn!

Probably assuming they know what they’re doing. I feel like if someone wore a High Vis vest and was messing with a tree, no one would question it.

Gotta do some guerilla grafting and cut it low and graft a fruit bearing variety to it. Problem solved

https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2012/04/07/150142001/guerrilla-grafters-bring-forbidden-fruit-back-to-city-trees

https://www.reddit.com/r/BackyardOrchard/comments/1d2x64p/hello_all_what_pear_varieties_graft_well_with_the/

I feel like I’ve already seen this one

Wasn’t that something proposed in windows phone? I can’t remember and am too lazy to look it up

It’s times like this I truly hate my body for having a shellfish allergy

Damn near 100% of the owners. The Nazimobiles came out after Elon needed all that Saudi money to get him out of the hole he dug saying he’d buy Twitter and in turn started amplifying chud propaganda on Twitter at their request. Anyone with a preorder had an opportunity to cancel and get their money back to not support a fascist. Fuck 'em. Let them eat fire.

Oof. This really shifts my perception of him.

No, it’s LEMON POUND CAKE BY AFROMAN GRANDPA! Let’s get you off to bed

HERESY! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Who dafuq is JD Power? Sounds like a porn guy or something. Fuckin JD Powerhammer.

I remember going to the Air Force Academy as a kid when we went to visit my aunt who’d moved to Colorado Springs for work. We did the tour, and the guide said that it was one of the hardest schools in the world to get into. I have the feeling admissions will soon be based on your X posts and how many Trump coins you have. Fucking gross.

What a chode

My friends dad died of a heart attack like 2 days we sprang forward for daylight savings time. Apparently there is a statistical correlation with increased heart attacks during this time likely due to the lost hour of sleep. I’m sure he would have eventually died of a heart attack because of his lifestyle, but I’m quite convinced it was a part of what caused it to happen on that day.

Right, depending on the margins, he could probably make good money selling those bikes.

BITCOIN

I used to think Bitcoin was a ponzi scheme. I still do, dut I used to, too

Please focus on Operation Epstein Fury instead of the Epstein Ballroom.

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