Give him the Slow Blink

Don’t settle for adoption, dude! You go ahead and get your girlfriend pregnant, you can have the first human/ai hybrid kids! Just keep working on that. We’ll leave you to it.

Thank you fellow oldster

Wull yeah he don’t own a trailer becuz his car cain’t tow one. When he gets his bigass SUV he’s gunna tow yer mom.

Too disgusting.

Maybe invite Melania to rent a house there, she’s pretty good at evading Donald.

For the pants, it’s partly the hip/waist ratio and partly the extra bunchy fabric in the crotch region.

I don’t think I’ve ever had such a good look at their feet. It’s like, instead of walking on their toes, they’re comfortable in sensible flats

No stem end, no taper, no ridges, those look like footlong hot dogs to me.

Not to say a cat wouldn’t ever steal carrots, just for the “fuck you, I do what I like” of it. But as an obligate carnivore it’s more likely to go for meat

Trying times, eh? Better go boil an egg or 12

I read smashing goats and was quite angry for a second

Aww the floofy licorice kitteh! Older cats need a little cushion in case one of the old-age ailments impairs their eating or digestion, imho. Not obesity, but lean can quickly become skinny and fragile. But you should listen to your vet.

The ones hanging below the giant chestmouth and nostriclavicles?

Seemed weird to me, too All I can imagine is, if you happen to type “rumschlumpel” a lot, or something irl that’s similarly spelled, your fingers might go “lump” out of habit. Otherwise you usually type what you intend, as far as I can see. (Any nonstandard spellings being by choice, I mean)

I’m only mentioning this because it doesn’t fit the rest and it’s twice, but plumping means getting fat, plumbing moves water.

He’s just saving you the trouble of feeding it to him or trying to stop him helping the kittens finish theirs

But that’s what she’s doing! Even though you’re a cat and therefore stretchy af, to reach all the bits you want cleaned with your tongue, it helps to brace your shoulder against a vertical or upcurved surface. Some cats like a lap or a box or a bowl, some find that a doorjamb works for them.

Yup, you’re going nowhere.

Well from 1955 to 1975 a lot of young men were in Vietnam learning that shooting goes both ways, not sure if it had an effect but maybe

Nice of the cat to allow the bear

Gack blargh yes indeed