Awwww, what a nice cat you have! Does she have a name so she can ignore you calling her?

If everyone who comments here emailed Joe Biden with suggestions as to how he could use his newly-expanded powers to help deserving people in America (or influenced by America) it would probably not make a difference, but there’s a non-zero possibility he’d actually do some of it.

Whydja warm it up if not for cats?

I have never understood the meme but that clues me in a bit, thank you.

Fyi, it’s “Cue endless satire.”

Que is Spanish for “what” and is pronounced similar to Kay.

Queue is a bunch of extra letters standing in line after the “Q”

Cue is “it’s time” - imagine an actor backstage being poked with a pool cue to get them going.

Okay.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss

Yes but Title

You are correct and I agree, but look again.

At the comments.

Then at the image.

Forget all about the water, and the question.

If necessary, reread the title.

Groan.

🏅

It’s tougher having a special needs dad. As in “I’m special and need everything my way.” When what he really needs is a large injection of empathy.

Generally speaking, one runs for a place on the Board and the Board chooses their President. Who then needs to continue working with the other Board members. Ousting is not an option.

Getting on the Board is still a good way to get your pet peeves changed, though. Often it’s just a matter of focusing attention on it.

It’s the gum I chew instead of grinding my teeth and also when I’m sticking to my diet while feeding my husband ice cream (he’s quadriplegic and skinny)

I’m sorry. If you can still chew, ice breakers has Xylitol which is good for teeth.

Yes! They’re more expensive but so worth it. It not just comfort/appearance, you also see better through thinner plastic. And they’re better able to stay in place without falling off and getting scratched.

Btw, the best way to protect your glasses is to keep them on your face. Have a safe container on your nightstand, use museum goo if you worry about it falling off. If you have to put them down, leave the arms open so the lenses stay 90° from the surface, and always put them someplace that’s higher than your waist.

Personally I clean mine with less than a drop of dish soap (or liquid hand soap in an emergency) and running water, and once I’ve gently washed them, I turn the stream low along the edge so it runs off both sides without leaving drops. Then I wipe the frame but not the lenses, only dab any stubborn last drop to remove it. In most cases it’s better to put up with some temporary dirt particles until you can clean safely, than to wipe and create permanent scratches.

When my dad’s coworker took his off he could read microfilm

Dilute void

There’s a bit of void in every tortie

🖤🐈‍⬛

And our hearts!

What a sweet girl. Always in your heart. But the house is just too devastatingly empty without a cat isn’t it? Your new void is gorgeous as well.

Fair enough, half are still in the cradle or primary school. Maybe add it to the curriculum.