Not the person you replied to, I agree with your interpretation but then I’m confused with the post title. “Fucking Vegans”?.. Um…?

The dog with the hat makes me think of Michael Jackson for some reason

And the meme?

Something tells me that if the headline turns out to be true, people will find a workaround.

It’s gotta be 2 but it has more energy than I do

The one that’s clearly a tampon isn’t clean white. The last tampons used at the end of my period sometimes look like that, it’s gross. No problem with unused tampons, or even with my own, it’s with those used by others that I find gross. Do you not find gross tampons used by someone else?

Are there three tampons there or is it just one? Congrats, you managed to make me wince in disgust.

I can’t do that with my thumb. Mine goes straight even if I press to force to bend it backwards. It’s the only finger joint that doesn’t overextend, all my other fingers curve backwards nicely and even more so if I apply pressure.

Bending the thumb forwards (opposite as in your photo) is a different story. The joint can bend past the 90⁰, easily 80⁰ or more if I press it against something.

Yes, my Lord Hermaeus Mora

Isn’t this the same for hands?

Excuse me? This horse is fabulous

I don’t believe an artificial object can become sentient. But even if it does, no, I’m not afraid. I’m afraid of the damage AI already causes as it is.

Ah so your last hundred job applications went nowhere? Here, have this short time gig

Your last million tinder swipes got you nothing? Here, have this guy for the summer

I wish life was this considerate

Sometimes it’s useful, but sometimes it’s just dumb

This guy always shows up with his hands like this in news photos

I know it’s irrelevant but I had to point it out

All I can think of is the saying that goes, “raise crows and they’ll eat your eyes”. No idea

You’ll probably break them, and even if you don’t they will taste a bit like tomato sauce. High risk of getting them stuck to the pan.

Okay so I know not to ask any Patricks or ghosts to do pottery with me from behind. Hate when someone else controls my desktop remotely

If you were OOTL and confused af, here is a paragraph that makes it easier to understand:

The consequences of the full permanent injunction would stretch far beyond Epic’s own store and its game Fortnite. They would force Google to effectively open up its app store to competition for three whole years. Google would have to distribute other rival app stores within the Google Play store, too, give rivals access to the full catalog of Google Play apps, and it would be banned from a variety of anticompetitive practices including a requirement that apps use Google Play Billing. You can read a summary of the details here.