I’m already 43 so I guess someone born in the 90s

¿Porque no dos?

I’m too dumb please explain

If my cat could find my keys everyday I would be very thankful!

If I’m layed off I get a huge settlement and a year of a good unemployement salary. Vacation time.

My fucking cat never baked anything for me! I knew I should have invested in a better brand!

oh that’s where all the braincells went

2 things can be true at the same time. Im not american i dont care. But saying ussr and cuba are amazing shows that you are very very young or very uninformed

She’ll also pee on random locations if she’s angry at me (like when I come back from traveling). She will pee in the bed as a tantrum. Look at something that may be weird. What helped.for me is that I started giving her special atention time. Everyday we have our brushing ritual where.she comes to me and I brush and pet her for how long she wants, usually right before bed. I feel like she is less anxious because of the routine.

You either never went.to cuba or you are bending reality to fit your narrative.

Also, are you uaing the USSR as EXAMPLE?! you need better undertanding of people’s lifes befora talking shit. I have many friends that lived in the USSR and NONE of them.feel it was good at all

Edit: Americans angry at other non americans because they live in a hellscape. Just vote better dudes. Comunism doesn’t work but having a country with socialist politics like Free healthcare, free universities, labour laws and retirement support is amazing (believe me I know, I live in one of those)

Be less angry and Be better my american dudes!

“I grossly overestimate my habilities”

My female.cat won’t use the litter box. I had 4 between 2 cats and.clean it daily, but she suffered abuse and has a front.paw that hurts so I thinl she can’t balance well on the littler. I now use dog pads for pee and poop inside the box and she loves it

and soon you’re gonna elect him again every 10 years lol

and faint randomly

I watched a video about a person with a rare condition that makes him not have a fear response and now, everytime I see people doing stupid shit like this, I think “bet it’s not so fucking rare”

because they are used to have any and all actions justified by the world and any criticism flagged as “anti-semitism”

You know what I do?! I sigh angrily and clean everything up. 🤷🏻‍♀️ that’s on me for adoptiong cats

next stop El salvador

Yeah fuck those tall whites being racist! The green aliens are the best! lol

My orange is super needy and if I don’t give her enough attention she’ll turn belly up and cry… she knows i have to go pet