

looks at bill … why_ is your face on this $100 bill?


looks at bill … why_ is your face on this $100 bill?


Word! Sometimes, there’s just too many cooks.
No one wants a frozen butthole


Does he murder the children before or after he rapes them?
It’s both, isn’t it
None. Though you can get another one that is almost, but not quite entirely the same as it to take up more space.


They will investigate themselves, but they’ll find no wrongdoing.


Maybe they should give them extra money and resources so they can produce two versions: normal, and background mode with reiteration littered through it.


Pants on a Viking ship…?
I’d kinda like to see that.
Hmm, maybe I didn’t plug that SSD back in. Everything is connected prop… Oh no…


It’s missing layer 8 with a cat slowly and intentionally pushing the stack over while looking the IT cat directly in the eyes as it finally topples over. Then complains that nothing’s working but also not providing any helpful information.


There’s nothing quite like that moment when you realise that you’re about to pee your pants because body signals didn’t register. But then you also go, I’ll try to hold out so I can just do this, one, thing…
You’re alright in my books neukenindekeuken. Keep on just being you.
My whole life I’ve said I have a bad memory. But in the last couple of years I’ve come to the realisation that my memory is no worse than anyone else’s, I just have bad recall.
Like you said with, starting of a story, the trick is getting the right trigger.
Although I’ve also found that there are something’s I have no memory of at all which is alarming and still makes me worry about dementia… Hopefully I don’t remember I don’t have those memories.


Every girl’s crazy about a sharp dressed man.


You need to give yourself more credit. You didn’t become a failure, it was within you the whole time; you were always a failure…
That concludes my Pep Talk®
I’ll circle back to this
Tried many but couldn’t settle on a format for the list - list is unusable until resolved.


Couldn’t you make it go to 10 and just make 10 more of a struggle
This one caught me off guard and hit the right spot-a.
I’m pretty sure the lyrics are, you’re welcome.