Me: “There should be a Boy Scouts for adults.”
Me, 3 seconds later: “Oh yeah. Military…”
As a life long boy scout (cub scouts through eagle scout) and as a navy veteran, I feel qualified to tell you the military is definitely not adults boyscouts.
The military is more like that game you hear about high school dudes playing in the locker room, where everyone Jerks off on a cooki, but the last to cum has to eat the cookie. That’s basically exactly what the military is like. If you aren’t a big enough jerkoff, you get the cookie. Everyone around you is always jerking off. And all you do is think about how much you don’t want to be the one eating that cookie.
“Oh no… I guess I have to eat the cookie again.” - My gay ass
Lmao.
🎵IN THE NAVY🎶
Cut out the cookie…
that sounds like something a seaman would say
Hey now I was an airman, not a seaman. We get testee about that lol
George first taught the Army the Cookie Doctrine at Valley Forge, but then their dicks started to freeze and break off
Armies didn’t exist before George Washington
ours didn’t
Then there is “hurry up and wait”. “Everyone has to cum on the cookie by 5am but stare at it until 2pm.”
Icky cookie?
I just want a NOLS type thing for adults instead of just teens.
Question: are potatoes a vegetable. If so, do I get that badge if I eat French fries?
culinary terms are pretty arbitrary but when a dietician extolls eating vegetables they’re not talking about starches like potatoes and corn
So you’re saying that potatoes aren’t really a vegetable, so it’s a bit of a starch to count them as such in your diet?
Yes. Approved by me.
Would actually be down to have these on a denim jacket or something
Be the change you want to see
We don’t need no stinking badges!
(Just in case: not hate, just a possibly obscure reference)
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre or Blazing Saddles?
Yep, Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
If somebody actually wants merit badges, the Rebel Badge Club exists.
These unlock the trophy hunter in me.
I’d like to introduce you to Geocaching
This is what video game achievements are for. They give adults the feedback life usually doesn’t give.
Well this is depressing AF. I think I need to pay my bills now and do other mind-numbingly boring and mundane tasks.
I’d never get that Netflix badge.
I would enjoy shows a lot more if I could stop at just 1 episode.
I will get the bottom left and right badges one day, I swear.
Very good meme! I likey very much.
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The “ate a vegetable” is more of a kids badge, though. Adults generally like vegetables more than kids and choose to eat them more often.
I feel like this was made by some 'murican whale that only eats fast food and drinks soda.
I’m an adult, I’m not American, I don’t only eat fast food or only drink soda, but I do hate vegetables.
Same, am whale. Plankton ftw.
