Toasted subs. When you hotbox the gimp suit.

I’ll admit to being a little gutted about Lara Crofts design direction, but thats because I’m horny not sexist. I haven’t played any since 2 and the top-down co-op one though so I’m not really allowed to comment.

I tried it once, in the early times. They hadn’t figured out the scaling at all. Lady was supposed to come sit in your face.

She didn’t get closer, she got bigger. Much bigger.

Would be phenomenal for the giantess crowd. Scared me off for life.

Edit : nobody press the arrows now leave it there

Maybe its a way of filtering people like that out?

If you’re so specific and irrational in your demands I’m not going to want to meet you anyway. Like setting your height to 5"11 specifically to avoid the kinds of women who absolutely insist on minimum 6ft

Thats my ideal for fishing. Im apparently great at it though. Fish fucking love jumping on my hook. I dont even want to catch one, I feel awful guilty about hurting them like that just for a day out.

I hadn’t seen one for a few years until today. Then this pops up on my feed.

I am vaguely and generally suspicious

I felt like that guy during the toilet paper shortage. I had to go get 3 family sized bumper packs for various houses because they couldn’t go themselves because covid was scary and they were old and weak.

Everybody giving me evil eyes as I walked them home.

I didnt even need any I stole like 100 industrial-sized rolls from my work over the years prior to lockdown. I just couldnt tell anyone because then they’d be asking “how did you get toilet paper?” And “why is this the shitty 1-ply stuff you get in public restrooms” and “wait how much have you got?” And then before you know it my windows are panned in and ive got my entire stash nicked.

Your uncle working the camcorder

Fite me IRL

No I’ve never had problems with left and right.

Compass directions get me every fucking time though. I have to cycle clockwise N E S W to remember that west is “left”. If I’m in a fast-paced action packed video game and they say “head east/West” I’m going the wrong way every time.

The problems you’re talking about in the OP are purely monetary. Advertisers don’t want it so media/content can’t do it and survive.

The upcoming generation are behaving less unruly these days I think for 2 reasons :

• Everything is being recorded and shared all the time. You fart in an elevator and you might go viral. God only knows the fear you’d experience waking up hungover after a party in this world.

-Regular rebellion against the previous generation. We had eminem, limp bizkit, rage against the machine, Bart Simpson, an entire barrage of “fuck authority” as a culture. Only real way to rebel against that is “fuck yeah, authority”.

Cant do what I want to do because I need to do the other stuff first. Cant do what I need to do because brain says no.

You can temporarily pause them, until they escape, or use their new imprisonment to their advantage and do even more harm than before. Nobody stops Dr Badman V. Lain for long.

Its an excellent opportunity to have your hero experience some Deep Feelings, and an excuse to use the thunder and lightning equipment you renter that didn’t work as well as you’d hoped in the battle scene

Only bad people kill. Therefore you cant kill me. Lolololol checkmate “hero” turns out I can kill as much as I want because you cant stop me because only bad people kill.

Only works on screen.

I always wondered what the answer was but never got round to looking it up. I thought there’s no way it can be such a famous sentence and have the answer be that fucking stupid.

Maybe in the 60s or sometime when gender norms were more strictly enforced it would have been good?

Last time I was in that situation was in the Turkish barber. He had a really really thick accent and I struggle parsing the spoken word at the best of times. Out of fear of potentially being viewed racist I just nodded and gave the man a thumbs up, assuming he was probably asking if the job was OK. He came back with a cottonball of kerosene or something, set it on fire and started waving it at my ear. Turns out “ear flame” is a real thing, and what was being offered.

Motherfucker made me anxious sweat, then cast fireball “without warning”, and charged me an extra £8 for my troubles. I will forever rue the day.

The ol’ vacuum cleaner attachment routine.

Depends. Could my family come too and we play multiplayer?

If you asked me 20 years ago I’d have signed up so fast and would actually have gotten a little resentful when finding out its just hypothetical. Now, I’m needed. There’s nothing you could offer me that would be worth more than being here for the kids.

what do you have

Balls. Both as an answer, and a statement of disappointment over the sudden realisation I have nothing to offer.