Reminded me of this: https://youtu.be/PsWj_RKbkxU?t=275
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I really hope so. Last code I reviewed was full of !! and companion objects trying to emulate Java static instead of top-level consts. Even I’m still trying to figure out what idiomatic Kotlin looks like. We got a ways to go…
The interoperability is both a blessing and a curse imo since it let us half-ass the integration by leaving a bunch of Java code unconverted. I could start refactoring everything but then my team would stop reviewing my PRs due to the diff size (and then my manager would eventually find out that I’ve been using up work time doing this instead of shipping features during crunch week).
I really much prefer Kotlin to Java. I just wish my team had actually had a commitment to it instead of just sorta using it with no migration plan.
This is literally how this all started for us lol. Senior wanted to try to migrate everything to Kotlin in our project. Migration never finished. Now one of our major repos is just half Kotlin half Java. Devs on our team learn Kotlin by unexpectedly encountering it when they need to touch that code.
Back in middle school I wore a Woodstock shirt to school and one of my classmates came up to me and was just like, “Oh man I love Woodstock”. I literally had no idea Woodstock was even a thing (I thought it was just some random words on a graphic tee). Wanted so badly to just tell him that I only got it because I thought the bird on the guitar looked cool but ended up getting tongue tied :,)
…and then there’s Go who just won’t let you compile at all
“Dr. Prof. Mann, I really didn’t understand anything about UNIX on that last midterm. Can we go over how to
touchandfingerafter class?”
I deduce these two sets must be the same then?
It’s obviously:
Traceback (most recent call last): File “./main.py”, line 2, in <module> AttributeError: ‘str’ object has no attribute ‘length’
Man how are we gonna write all of our Whitespace programs now?
treechicken@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers
6·3 years agoI think we gotta take this offline
treechicken@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers
17·3 years agoone box to handle all the frontend requests
why is my project’s architecture here lmao
Obviously if team was doing agile with CI/CD to promote frequent deployments and testing they would’ve never encountered this mess /s
Guessing Go? (since no parens on the if statement)
It involves two people sitting where the the arrows are pointing :P
treechicken@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The falsehoods of a senior developer
49·3 years agoinb4 senior delegates critical decision-making to juniors and only shows up once stuff is on fire
That would kill my laptop lol. I think my problem is that once IntelliJ starts to index it becomes very memory hungry.
Hopefully your current position is an improvement
That’s a weird way of writing IntelliJ
That’s exactly what I did lol. Thankfully my Pi’s just in a drawer. If this was a remote host at work I would’ve already shat myself :P



VSCode with Go language support: removes unused variable on save “Fixed that compilation bug for ya, boss”