Well, it is a genius shop, or some shit…

Yeah, King went through a rough patch that only got worse before it got better.

To be fair, he was drowning in cocaine when writing that book, so he managed to keep the lid on it to the best of his abilities.

Do whatever gets the job done. So many unnecessary hangups.

If she needed me to kill a chicken for her to get off, I’d ring that poor little bastard’s neck (the chicken’s, just to be clear.)

Only if you buy one.

Obviously he considers himself an authority on gay sex.

Stop calling it a ‘preshow’. It’s wall to wall ads with a couple of movie previews that spoil the plot, thrown in.

If you ever get another Dem president, which is doubtful, it’s going to take a minute to hose out the whore flair from the White House.

So if a lab rat adds, deletes or edits a person’s DNA it is no longer a ‘product of nature’?

I did this over a year ago, requesting that they delete my shit.

I got a nice email back saying that they would do so, but would retain necessary material to comply with local laws and law enforcement obligations.

So, my best bet is they didn’t delete anything. I only hope is that they don’t put it on the open market.

Didn’t one of the space shuttles almost holed by a fleck of paint?

I dunno why, but this guy actually looks as if he was a plastic straw maker.

Must not have read the fine print before joining.

Yeah, just the Chinese aps do that shit. Regular Western apps always protect your data and would never misuse it in any way.

In other words, ha-de-fucking-ha.

Nice try, Zuckerberg…

No, man. The High Table must be destroyed before he quits or does. This is a must. One more, Baby.

As an Australian I can confirm this. Anybody silly enough to act patriotic in any group will be sledged mercilessly.

Not only is not a thing, but the rest of the world views it as distinctly odd. Performative patriotism looks a bit creepy from the outside. I guess you have to be born into it, but we all know that family who does something and remains unaware just how it looks?

This. I hate the stuff. Can’t sleep and get a killer case of restless legs.

I am prone to respiratory complaints, it’s my weakness. However, I’d rather have that misery than pseudoephedrine.