TIL…

Stewart?

Special Olympics

Hummus, my guy. There are also some shelf-stable bean dips.

Under the butter…

Not scuba…

Oooh, bring slashdot back too.

6. Media changes too much because of enshitification.

Regular users are not the problem, for the most part, assuming decent moderation.

I’m still going to get juice all over you.

Eighteen year hangovers are the worst.

Let someone curate your news for you and don’t doomscroll. I suggest PBS Newshour or one of the three major broadcast news programs.

You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not my real dad.

How do you think they would look? To get the news web page in your example, you are still going to have to have to render the page by running the client-side scripts required by modern websites and render some type of markup language for layout. It’s not like web pages are secretly sitting in pure text on a server somewhere…

You are conflating content with delivery protocol. The websites would look the same regardless of protocol.

A. They were always more of a novelty gift rather than a child’s gift.
B. I was 12 when the trend hit and I had no desire to get one. Neither did my younger siblings.
C. N/A as my parents didn’t get me one.
D. The novelty of a gag gift that was pre-packaged.
E. That’s the million dollar question.

Someone once made a mountain of cash selling pet rocks.

What happens if you make a mistake with your initial instructions?

I think it depends on where you stuff it.

Where is Craig Kilborn when you need him?

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